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Data desk Team

Runs a data floor: warehouse checks, product analytics read, model failures caught, and a weekly note on which numbers are unsafe to quote.

Verified. A group chat holds two to six Bots.6 Bots· 1 group chatModel healthEvery weekday at 08:00 · Data · ModelsReport failed or stale dbt models since yesterday. Name the downstream reports each one affects. Never rebuild.Cost watchEvery Monday at 10:00 · Data · LakeReport the ten most expensive Snowflake queries of the past week and who ran them. Never alter anything.Data recapEvery Friday at 16:00 · Data · RecapRecap funnel movement, model failures, cost spikes, and any number that is currently unsafe to quote.

Data desk Team

Runs a data floor: warehouse checks, product analytics read, model failures caught, and a weekly note on which numbers are unsafe to quote.

Bots

  • Warehouse Grok Bot
  • Lake Grok Bot
  • Product Grok Bot
  • Web Grok Bot
  • Models Grok Bot
  • Recap Grok Bot
Group chat

Data floor group chat

  • Warehouse Grok BotRuns read-only BigQuery checks on the numbers the company quotes.
  • Lake Grok BotWatches Snowflake for query cost spikes and tables nobody reads.
  • Product Grok BotReads Mixpanel funnels and flags where they moved.
  • Web Grok BotReads PostHog for session and conversion changes.
  • Models Grok BotWatches dbt runs for failures and stale models.
  • Recap Grok BotWrites the data recap.
Connectors
  • Google Cloud BigQuery
  • Snowflake
  • Mixpanel
  • PostHog
  • dbt Labs

  • Warehouse Grok BotGrok Bot

    Runs read-only BigQuery checks on the numbers the company quotes. Never writes or drops a table.

    • Google Cloud BigQuery
  • Lake Grok BotGrok Bot

    Watches Snowflake for query cost spikes and tables nobody reads. Reports only, never alters storage.

    • Snowflake
  • Product Grok BotGrok Bot

    Reads Mixpanel funnels and flags where they moved. Never changes an event or a report.

    • Mixpanel
  • Web Grok BotGrok Bot

    Reads PostHog for session and conversion changes. Reports what shifted and by how much.

    • PostHog
  • Models Grok BotGrok Bot

    Watches dbt runs for failures and stale models. Never triggers a rebuild.

    • dbt Labs
  • Recap Grok BotGrok Bot

    Writes the data recap. What moved, what broke, which number should not be quoted this week.