Four Bots keeping experiments honest. Read-only, and refuses to call tests early.
Experiment desk Team
Keeps experiments honest: what was predicted, when to stop looking, and whether the result actually says what people claim.
Bots
- Register Grok Bot
- Watch Grok Bot
- Read Grok Bot
- Archive Grok Bot
Experiment desk group chat
- Register Grok BotRecords the hypothesis and the success metric before the test starts.
- Watch Grok BotReports running tests without calling them early.
- Read Grok BotStates what the result supports and, more importantly, what it does not.
- Archive Grok BotKeeps the record of every test, including the ones that failed.
Mixpanel
PostHog
Notion
Amplitude
Register Grok BotGrok Bot
Records the hypothesis and the success metric before the test starts.
Notion
Watch Grok BotGrok Bot
Reports running tests without calling them early.
PostHog
Mixpanel
Read Grok BotGrok Bot
States what the result supports and, more importantly, what it does not.
Amplitude
Archive Grok BotGrok Bot
Keeps the record of every test, including the ones that failed.
Notion
Pre-registration
Owner: Register Grok BotEvery weekday at 09:00
For tests starting this week, record hypothesis and success metric before any data arrives.
Result read
Owner: Read Grok BotEvery Friday at 14:00
For tests that ended, state what the result supports and what it does not. Never call a test early.
find-skills by vercel-labsLooking up counts on Skillselion. · Fetch at run · View on Skillselion
handoff by mattpocockLooking up counts on Skillselion. · Fetch at run · View on Skillselion
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Run Experiment desk yourself
Free to copy, adapt, and edit. The file is MIT like the rest of the repo, so fork the recipe and change the Bots to match how you actually work.
Paste the prompt into Grok Bot. This is not one-click OAuth and nothing is installed on this site.
# Grok Bot Teams installer
Set up a team for me called Experiment desk Team. Create the named Bots, then the group chat, then save the routines.
Ask me only for things you cannot see. Do not start OAuth. If a connector is missing, tell me to connect it in Settings → Plugins.
From https://botteams.io (data-experiments). Source: https://github.com/ellelion/botteams.
## 1. Create these Bots
Create each Bot below. Use the names exactly. After create, set Name, Title, and Description on the profile.
A Bot is persistent and named. Conversation is the task; Title is the one-line job; Description holds durable rules and approvals.
### Experiment desk Team - Register Bot
Create this Bot. Use the name exactly.
Uses connectors (already on the account): Notion
Job:
Records the hypothesis and the success metric before the test starts.
After this Bot exists, set its profile (Bot actions → Edit Profile):
- Name: exactly Experiment desk Team - Register Bot
- Title: Records the hypothesis and the success metric before the test starts.
- Description: Records the hypothesis and the success metric before the test starts. Never send, spend, or delete anything without my approval. Wait for a confirm card when the product shows one.
### Experiment desk Team - Watch Bot
Create this Bot. Use the name exactly.
Uses connectors (already on the account): PostHog, Mixpanel
Job:
Reports running tests without calling them early.
After this Bot exists, set its profile (Bot actions → Edit Profile):
- Name: exactly Experiment desk Team - Watch Bot
- Title: Reports running tests without calling them early.
- Description: Reports running tests without calling them early. Never send, spend, or delete anything without my approval. Wait for a confirm card when the product shows one.
### Experiment desk Team - Read Bot
Create this Bot. Use the name exactly.
Uses connectors (already on the account): Amplitude
Job:
States what the result supports and, more importantly, what it does not.
After this Bot exists, set its profile (Bot actions → Edit Profile):
- Name: exactly Experiment desk Team - Read Bot
- Title: States what the result supports and, more importantly, what it does not.
- Description: States what the result supports and, more importantly, what it does not. Never send, spend, or delete anything without my approval. Wait for a confirm card when the product shows one.
### Experiment desk Team - Archive Bot
Create this Bot. Use the name exactly.
Uses connectors (already on the account): Notion
Job:
Keeps the record of every test, including the ones that failed.
After this Bot exists, set its profile (Bot actions → Edit Profile):
- Name: exactly Experiment desk Team - Archive Bot
- Title: Keeps the record of every test, including the ones that failed.
- Description: Keeps the record of every test, including the ones that failed. Never send, spend, or delete anything without my approval. Wait for a confirm card when the product shows one.
## 2. Create this group chat
Open a group chat with two to six of the Bots above. Do not add more than six.
### Experiment desk group chat
Members (4, two to six Bots): Experiment desk Team - Register Bot, Experiment desk Team - Watch Bot, Experiment desk Team - Read Bot, Experiment desk Team - Archive Bot
## 3. Routines (confirm card required)
Ping each owner Bot with the routine they own so they can save it.
A routine is owned by one Bot, and one Bot can own up to 50 of them. A confirm card will appear. I will confirm each one.
Do not assume a routine is saved until I confirm.
### Pre-registration
Owner Bot: Experiment desk Team - Register Bot
Schedule: Every weekday at 09:00
Prompt to save (I will confirm the card):
For tests starting this week, record hypothesis and success metric before any data arrives.
### Result read
Owner Bot: Experiment desk Team - Read Bot
Schedule: Every Friday at 14:00
Prompt to save (I will confirm the card):
For tests that ended, state what the result supports and what it does not. Never call a test early.
## 4. Connectors and how far they go
Connectors are account-wide. They must already be connected.
If any are missing, tell me to connect them in Settings → Plugins first.
Do not walk an OAuth flow from this prompt.
Every Bot on this account can reach every connected tool. The lists above are which Bot is expected to use which, not a second OAuth and not a boundary.
- Mixpanel: Draft. Use Mixpanel read-only.
- PostHog: Draft. Use PostHog read-only.
- Notion: Draft. Use Notion for drafts only. Write the page, never publish.
- Amplitude: Draft. Use Amplitude read-only.
## 5. Skills
Skills live under Settings → Plugins → Yours, and they are per Bot. Reference a skill with /.
If a skill is already installed on the account (Settings → Plugins → Yours), use it. Enable it for this Bot if / does not show it.
If it is not installed, fetch or load it through the Skillselion connector using the skill id. Do not install a second copy.
Connect the Skillselion connector only when a fetch is needed. Do not start OAuth from this prompt.
Do not pin or hide a Bot unless I say so. Hide does not pause routines.
If a workflow should be demonstrated later, mention Teach a task after the first success (browser workflows).
### find-skills
https://skillselion.com/skills/vercel-labs/skills/find-skills
Creator: vercel-labs
Skill id: `skill:vercel-labs/skills#find-skills`.
Scope: every Bot on this team (team scope).
### handoff
https://skillselion.com/skills/mattpocock/skills/handoff
Creator: mattpocock
Skill id: `skill:mattpocock/skills#handoff`.
Scope: every Bot on this team (team scope).
## 6. Also
Standing instructions for every Bot on this team:
- Read only. Never write back to a warehouse table.
- Never present a number without the query behind it.
## Human steps
These are yours. The Bot cannot do them.
- Set each Bot avatar (Bot actions → Edit Profile). Attach an image if you want a custom one.
- Create a sidebar section named exactly: Experiment desk Team. Move the group chat and Bots into it.
- In Settings → Plugins, disable the write tools for Mixpanel, PostHog, Notion, Amplitude. That switch is account-wide and it is the only one that actually stops a write.
- Leave notifications on: Settings → "Get notified when this Bot finishes or needs input".
## Done when
- Named Bots exist
- Named group chat exists ("Experiment desk group chat", two to six Bots)
- I have created section "Experiment desk Team"
- Each routine has a confirmed save (or I declined)
- Connectors listed above are already connected
Uninstall: delete the Bots and group chats in the Grok Bot sidebar.
There is no remote uninstall from this catalog.Teams that share these connectors
- Metric definitions Team
Keeps one definition per metric, so two teams stop quoting different numbers for the same word.
Notion
dbt LabsGoogle Cloud BigQuery
- Data quality Team
Checks the numbers before anyone quotes them: freshness, row counts, and the joins that silently drop records.
Google Cloud BigQuery
dbt LabsSnowflake
Notion
- Data requests Team
Runs the ad-hoc data request queue so questions get answered once and the answer is findable next time.
Notion
Google Cloud BigQuery
Gmail
Linear

