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Infrastructure watch Team

Watches metrics, on-call pages, edge errors, and database health, and reports what degraded without touching production.

Verified. A group chat holds two to six Bots.5 Bots· 1 group chatOvernight pageEvery day at 08:00 · Infra · OncallReport every PagerDuty incident overnight, who acknowledged it, and how long it stayed open. Never resolve one.Slow query watchEvery weekday at 09:00 · Infra · DatabaseReport the slowest Supabase queries in the past day and whether they are getting worse. Never run a migration.Infrastructure recapEvery weekday at 18:00 · Infra · RecapRecap pages, sustained metric changes, edge errors, and anything still unexplained.

Infrastructure watch Team

Watches metrics, on-call pages, edge errors, and database health, and reports what degraded without touching production.

Bots

  • Metrics Grok Bot
  • Oncall Grok Bot
  • Edge Grok Bot
  • Database Grok Bot
  • Recap Grok Bot
Group chat

Infrastructure floor group chat

  • Metrics Grok BotWatches Datadog dashboards for sustained changes, not single spikes.
  • Oncall Grok BotReads PagerDuty for what paged overnight and whether it was acknowledged.
  • Edge Grok BotWatches Cloudflare for error rates, cache misses, and blocked traffic.
  • Database Grok BotWatches Supabase for slow queries and connection pressure.
  • Recap Grok BotWrites the infrastructure recap.
Connectors
  • Datadog
  • PagerDuty
  • Cloudflare
  • Supabase

  • Metrics Grok BotGrok Bot

    Watches Datadog dashboards for sustained changes, not single spikes. Reports what moved and since when.

    • Datadog
  • Oncall Grok BotGrok Bot

    Reads PagerDuty for what paged overnight and whether it was acknowledged. Never resolves an incident.

    • PagerDuty
  • Edge Grok BotGrok Bot

    Watches Cloudflare for error rates, cache misses, and blocked traffic. Never changes a rule.

    • Cloudflare
  • Database Grok BotGrok Bot

    Watches Supabase for slow queries and connection pressure. Reports only, never runs a migration.

    • Supabase
  • Recap Grok BotGrok Bot

    Writes the infrastructure recap. What paged, what degraded, what is still unexplained.